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Dispatch: Where Logic Goes To Die - Heavyweight Tee

$51.50 AUD

Every dispatcher has taken that call.

"There's a thing..."
"Somewhere..."
"Maybe a fire..."
"Can you check?"

Dispatch: Where Logic Goes To Die is a neon-fueled tribute to the chaos of emergency communications. Featuring a cyberpunk radio tower, overloaded dispatch brain, and painfully familiar caller quotes, this design captures the daily reality of turning vague panic into actionable information.

Built for firefighters, dispatchers, emergency communications operators, alarm monitoring professionals, and anyone who's ever tried to locate an emergency based on "the blue house near the thing."

✔ For the calm voice in the chaos
✔ For dispatchers running on caffeine and sarcasm
✔ For emergency communications professionals everywhere
✔ Printed for those who answer the call—even when the caller has absolutely no idea what's happening

Because when logic dies, dispatch still goes anyway.

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More details

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.5 oz)
  • Unisex sizing
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Dispatch: Where Logic Goes To Die - Heavyweight Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
29 1/2
18
M
30 1/2
20
L
31 1/2
22
XL
32 1/2
24
2XL
33 1/2
26
3XL
34 1/2
28
4XL
35 1/2
30

Our suppliers provide these measurements, which might deviate by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint: Compare these measurements with a similar product you have at home.

A Length

Begin at the collar's edge at the top of the t-shirt (Highest Point Shoulder), and extend the measuring tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Start the tape at the seam beneath one sleeve and stretch it horizontally to the seam beneath the opposite sleeve.

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