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Classified Corporate Property – Handle With Obedience Heavyweight Tee

$64.24 CAD

Some employees are team players.

Others are classified assets.

The Classified Corporate Property Tee is issued to individuals who have been flagged for excessive sarcasm, unauthorized critical thinking, and dangerous levels of common sense.

Featuring a bold neon-green industrial warning label design and a highly confidential energy-drink operative, this shirt serves as an official notice that promotion is not recommended.

Observed Behaviors:

  • Questions authority
  • Excessive sarcasm detected
  • No longer impressed by management
  • Possesses common sense beyond approved limits

Recommended Handling:

  • Proceed with caution
  • Avoid unnecessary meetings
  • Do not assign mandatory team-building exercises

Printed on a premium heavyweight tee for maximum comfort during long shifts, pointless meetings, and ongoing corporate investigations.

Rabid Threads Corporate Uniform Series
Issued to employees who remain professionally employed but emotionally unavailable.

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More details

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.5 oz)
  • Unisex sizing
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Classified Corporate Property – Handle With Obedience Heavyweight Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
29 1/2
18
M
30 1/2
20
L
31 1/2
22
XL
32 1/2
24
2XL
33 1/2
26
3XL
34 1/2
28
4XL
35 1/2
30

Our suppliers provide these measurements, which might deviate by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint: Compare these measurements with a similar product you have at home.

A Length

Begin at the collar's edge at the top of the t-shirt (Highest Point Shoulder), and extend the measuring tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Start the tape at the seam beneath one sleeve and stretch it horizontally to the seam beneath the opposite sleeve.

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