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System Error: Ice Cream Machine Offline | Fast Food Heavyweight Tee

$50.28 CAD

The most accurate diagnostic tool in fast food history.

Every shift starts with hope. Every shift ends with someone asking if the ice cream machine is working. This retro-futuristic "System Error" design captures the universal fast-food experience in full neon-glitch glory.

Featuring a bold cyber-industrial interface, diagnostic warnings, and the dreaded status message:

ICE CREAM MACHINE: OFFLINE

Whether you're surviving the drive-thru, working the grill, running front counter, or simply recovering from your last shift, this shirt is a tribute to every fast food worker who's delivered bad news with a forced smile.

Features:

  • High-contrast cyberpunk-inspired graphic
  • Neon pink and white print on black
  • Perfect for fast food workers, restaurant crews, and shift-work veterans
  • Soft, durable fit built for long shifts and questionable life choices
  • Designed by Rabid Threads for those who know the machine was broken before they even clocked in

Diagnostic Status: Failed
Customer Patience: Critical
Estimated Repair Time: Unknown

Welcome to the frontline.

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More details

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.5 oz)
  • Unisex sizing
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

System Error: Ice Cream Machine Offline | Fast Food Heavyweight Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
29 1/2
18
M
30 1/2
20
L
31 1/2
22
XL
32 1/2
24
2XL
33 1/2
26
3XL
34 1/2
28
4XL
35 1/2
30

Our suppliers provide these measurements, which might deviate by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint: Compare these measurements with a similar product you have at home.

A Length

Begin at the collar's edge at the top of the t-shirt (Highest Point Shoulder), and extend the measuring tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Start the tape at the seam beneath one sleeve and stretch it horizontally to the seam beneath the opposite sleeve.

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