Domestic Audit Resident: The Walking Wallet
DOMESTIC AUDIT
An internal review conducted by household management.
Findings indicate the resident remains highly susceptible to emotional manipulation, routinely finances operations without objection, and continues to surrender valuable territory including couches, beds, and personal space.
Despite ongoing concerns regarding decision-making capabilities and resistance to sad eyes, management has determined that replacement is not required at this time.
Issued under Department Protocol RT-2026.
For those who know exactly who really runs the house.
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (6.5 oz)
- Unisex sizing
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Rabid Threads
- Email: contact@support.rabidthreads.ca
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Domestic Audit Resident: The Walking Wallet Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
29 1/2
|
18
|
|
M
|
30 1/2
|
20
|
|
L
|
31 1/2
|
22
|
|
XL
|
32 1/2
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
33 1/2
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
34 1/2
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
35 1/2
|
30
|
