Certified Snitch™ Heavyweight Tee | Case File #0001
Description
Some people keep secrets.
Some people schedule meetings about them.
The Certified Snitch™ Heavyweight Tee is an official Rabid Threads personnel file for that one coworker, friend, family member, or night shift operator who somehow knows everything before anyone else does.
Featuring a bold cyber-cyan front chest insignia and a full classified case file on the back, this shirt documents the subject's complete lack of discretion in excruciating detail.
Subject Profile
- Loyalty: None
- Discretion: Absent
- Trust Level: Critical
- Allegiance: Highest Bidder
- Confidentiality: Non-Existent
Final assessment:
WARNING: SUBJECT HAS BEEN KNOWN TO TALK
Perfect for:
- Night shift workers
- Security operators
- IT staff
- Dispatchers
- Office troublemakers
- Professional gossip enthusiasts
- Anyone whose "confidential conversation" somehow becomes public knowledge 15 minutes later
Built on a premium heavyweight tee with a relaxed fit, this shirt delivers Rabid Threads' signature blend of workplace sarcasm, corporate file aesthetics, and questionable professionalism.
Official Classification: Certified Snitch
Case File: #0001
Status: Under Continuous Observation
Product Features
✔ Premium heavyweight feel
✔ Relaxed unisex fit
✔ Front chest identifier graphic
✔ Large full-back classified file print
✔ Soft, durable print application
✔ Designed by Rabid Threads
Department of Questionable Decisions Approved.
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (6.5 oz)
- Unisex sizing
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Rabid Threads
- Email: contact@support.rabidthreads.ca
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Certified Snitch™ Heavyweight Tee | Case File #0001 Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
29 1/2
|
18
|
|
M
|
30 1/2
|
20
|
|
L
|
31 1/2
|
22
|
|
XL
|
32 1/2
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
33 1/2
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
34 1/2
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
35 1/2
|
30
|
