Incident Report — Management Concerned
INCIDENT REPORT #RT-2026-001
Following a thorough review of the available evidence, the following behaviours were observed:
☑ Excessive Sarcasm
☑ Unapproved Opinions
☑ Questioning Authority
☑ General Feral Activity
Status Review:
☑ Management Concerned
☑ Employee Unbothered
A follow-up has been recommended. No one intends to do it.
Designed for the people who somehow keep getting invited back to meetings despite a documented history of causing them.
Printed in our official corporate-disappointment colourway and approved by absolutely nobody.
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (6.5 oz)
- Unisex sizing
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Rabid Threads
- Email: contact@support.rabidthreads.ca
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Incident Report — Management Concerned Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
29 1/2
|
18
|
|
M
|
30 1/2
|
20
|
|
L
|
31 1/2
|
22
|
|
XL
|
32 1/2
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
33 1/2
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
34 1/2
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
35 1/2
|
30
|
