Department of Overtime Regret™ Tee
According to management, everything is functioning exactly as intended.
According to this report, you're exhausted, manipulated, exploited, depleted, critical, revoked, ignored, and somehow still expected to attend tomorrow's meeting.
The Observed Behaviour Tee transforms workplace burnout into an official corporate audit. Styled like a classified employee performance file, every category has already been reviewed, documented, and conveniently ignored.
Audit Findings:
☑ Work Ethic — Exhausted
☑ Loyalty — Manipulated
☑ Productivity — Exploited
☑ Time Management — Depleted
☑ Emotional Stability — Critical
☑ Autonomy — Revoked
☑ Job Satisfaction — Ignored
☑ Health & Wellbeing — Neglected
System Status: Operating beyond safe thresholds.
Built for:
- Shift workers
- Office survivors
- IT departments
- Security operators
- Corporate veterans
- Anyone running on caffeine and poor decisions
Details
- Premium heavyweight fit
- Soft but durable cotton construction
- Front chest RT Department Seal
- Large back Performance Log graphic
- Designed by Rabid Threads
- Printed to survive mandatory overtime
Warning
Prolonged exposure may result in:
- Unapproved opinions
- Excessive sarcasm
- Questioning authority
- General feral activity
Rabid Threads™
Department of Overtime Regret
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (6.5 oz)
- Unisex sizing
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Rabid Threads
- Email: contact@support.rabidthreads.ca
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Department of Overtime Regret™ Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
29 1/2
|
18
|
|
M
|
30 1/2
|
20
|
|
L
|
31 1/2
|
22
|
|
XL
|
32 1/2
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
33 1/2
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
34 1/2
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
35 1/2
|
30
|