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FOH.OS // Smile Sub-Routine Heavyweight Tee

$61.87 NZD

Customer-facing mode has been enabled. Emotional resources have not.

The SMILE SUBROUTINE: ACTIVE tee is built for the hospitality workers, retail veterans, call center survivors, healthcare staff, and customer service professionals who somehow keep smiling while their internal operating system is throwing critical errors.

Featuring a futuristic cyber-interface design in neon cyan and toxic green, this shirt displays the real system diagnostics behind every polite interaction:

✔ Patience: 404
✔ Emotional Labor: Depleted
✔ Customer Logic: Bypassed
✔ Smile Sub-Routine: Active

The back graphic showcases a cybernetic service hand balancing the impossible task of keeping customers happy while the system quietly collapses in the background. The minimalist FOH.OS chest emblem completes the uniform for anyone running on caffeine, sarcasm, and pure professional obligation.

Perfect for:

  • Restaurant staff
  • Bartenders & servers
  • Retail workers
  • Healthcare workers
  • Customer service teams
  • Shift workers
  • Anyone who has mastered the art of smiling through the chaos

System Status: Exhausted.
Public Appearance: Fully Operational.

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More details

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.5 oz)
  • Unisex sizing
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

FOH.OS // Smile Sub-Routine Heavyweight Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
29 1/2
18
M
30 1/2
20
L
31 1/2
22
XL
32 1/2
24
2XL
33 1/2
26
3XL
34 1/2
28
4XL
35 1/2
30

Our suppliers provide these measurements, which might deviate by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint: Compare these measurements with a similar product you have at home.

A Length

Begin at the collar's edge at the top of the t-shirt (Highest Point Shoulder), and extend the measuring tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Start the tape at the seam beneath one sleeve and stretch it horizontally to the seam beneath the opposite sleeve.

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