CODE BLUE: REALITY KERNEL PANIC™ Tee
Patient Status: Exhausted. Recovery: Unlikely.
Designed for the people holding everything together while their own system diagnostics are flashing red.
The Code Blue: Reality Kernel Panic™ tee blends emergency response culture, cyberpunk aesthetics, and dark shift-work humor into a wearable incident report for medics, nurses, EMTs, first responders, healthcare workers, and anyone surviving on caffeine and questionable life choices.
System Diagnostics
- Hydration: Low
- Patience: 404 Not Found
- Adrenaline: Redline
- Coffee Level: Detected
- Sanity: Fail
Official Assessment
☑ Patient Status: Exhausted
☑ System Crash
☑ No Recovery
Whether you're finishing a 12-hour shift, answering your fifth "quick question" of the day, or wondering how it's somehow already 3 AM again, this shirt accurately documents your current operating condition.
Printed in high-contrast electric blue and hazard green on premium heavyweight cotton for maximum visibility during your next existential emergency.
Warning: Prolonged exposure to overtime may result in permanent sarcasm.
Product Features
- Premium heavyweight fit
- Large cyberpunk back graphic
- Small chest emblem print
- Soft, durable cotton construction
- Designed for healthcare workers, EMTs, nurses, medics, dispatchers, shift workers, and caffeine-powered professionals
- Created by Rabid Threads
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (6.5 oz)
- Unisex sizing
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Rabid Threads
- Email: contact@support.rabidthreads.ca
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
CODE BLUE: REALITY KERNEL PANIC™ Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
29 1/2
|
18
|
|
M
|
30 1/2
|
20
|
|
L
|
31 1/2
|
22
|
|
XL
|
32 1/2
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
33 1/2
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
34 1/2
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
35 1/2
|
30
|
