VET.OS // SYSTEM DIAGNOSTIC — Critical System Failure Heavyweight Tee
Every veterinary professional has heard it.
"Don't worry... he doesn't bite."
Moments later, you're questioning every career decision that led to this exact exam room.
The VET.OS // System Diagnostic tee transforms veterinary medicine into a tactical operating system, complete with blueprint-style canine and feline diagnostics, sarcastic system alerts, questionable operator protocols, and one universal truth:
"Where 'He Doesn't Bite' Is A Critical System Failure."
Designed in Rabid Threads' signature industrial technical-manual aesthetic, this graphic is packed with hidden jokes that every vet, RVT, technician, assistant, kennel attendant, and clinic survivor will appreciate—from Snack Vacuum and Selective Hearing Module to Murder Mittens and the legendary Judgment Dispenser.
Whether you're wrestling Labradors that "just want to say hi" or cats powered entirely by spite, this shirt speaks fluent veterinary sarcasm.
Features
- ✔ Premium industrial blueprint aesthetic
- ✔ Loaded with veterinary inside jokes
- ✔ Large detailed back print
- ✔ Perfect for vets, RVTs, technicians, assistants & shelter staff
- ✔ Soft, comfortable fit built for long clinic days
- ✔ Designed by Rabid Threads for professionals who survive controlled chaos
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (6.5 oz)
- Unisex sizing
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Rabid Threads
- Email: contact@support.rabidthreads.ca
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
VET.OS // SYSTEM DIAGNOSTIC — Critical System Failure Heavyweight Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
29 1/2
|
18
|
|
M
|
30 1/2
|
20
|
|
L
|
31 1/2
|
22
|
|
XL
|
32 1/2
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
33 1/2
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
34 1/2
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
35 1/2
|
30
|
