Worker Performance Evaluation: Low Energy Sloth | Heavyweight T-shirt
Product Description
Some people bring energy to the workplace.
You bring... barely detectable vital signs.
The Worker Performance Evaluation tee is for the office legend who's operating on caffeine, sarcasm, and the faint hope that Friday arrives before another meeting invitation. Featuring an official-looking performance review complete with a professionally disappointed sloth, this design celebrates doing the absolute minimum required to remain technically employed.
Front chest:
"IF I HAD ANY LESS ENERGY YOU'D HAVE TO CHECK FOR A PULSE."
Back graphic:
A full mock employee evaluation grading your workplace performance with:
- ☑ Low Energy
- ☑ High Sarcasm
- ☑ Caffeine Dependency
- Overall Rating: F
- Recommendation: Launch Into the Sun
Perfect for:
- Office workers
- Night shift survivors
- Remote employees
- Customer service veterans
- IT departments
- Healthcare staff
- Anyone who's emotionally running on 3% battery and two coffees
Whether you're surviving endless meetings, pretending to care during Zoom calls, or simply trying to make it to lunch, this shirt lets everyone know your performance review has already accepted defeat.
Features
- Premium heavyweight cotton for all-day comfort
- Large vintage-style performance evaluation graphic on the back
- Minimal chest print on the front
- Unisex fit
- Designed for people whose coffee has coffee
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in coworkers asking if you're okay. You're probably not—but at least you'll look hilarious.
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (6.5 oz)
- Unisex sizing
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Rabid Threads
- Email: contact@support.rabidthreads.ca
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Worker Performance Evaluation: Low Energy Sloth | Heavyweight T-shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
29 1/2
|
18
|
|
M
|
30 1/2
|
20
|
|
L
|
31 1/2
|
22
|
|
XL
|
32 1/2
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
33 1/2
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
34 1/2
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
35 1/2
|
30
|
